I'm dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I've got something like a hereditary tremor.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

To achieve peace let go of: guilt, anger, and bitterness. To achieve happiness embrace: virtue, faith, and love.

Questions are vehicles to the future. Answers are milestones along the way.

The mighty hopes that make us men.

God gives you a life and says, 'Okay, what are you going to do with it?'

A responsible government does not triple the national debt in eight years.

If it's all win-loss, then you do whatever you can to win and to make money and to beat the deal.

You shouldn't call then anything. They're poor unfortunate people who cannot help the way they look.

I don't like work... but I like what is in work - the chance to find yourself. Your own reality - for yourself, not for others - which no other man can ever know.

I am not a movie star or a football player, I just do my thing.

I don't want five hundred billion neural chips. I want guts.