I'm even flattered! It's what success is like. I'm happy I seem unreal to them, it means I'm doing a good job.

Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this.

The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me.

My communication with aliens is not verbal - we speak the language of light.

The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.

All of my chupacabra books are like novelizations of movies that haven’t been made yet.

Seek simplicity but distrust it.

I've seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentinian football and his name is Messi... He's a leader and is offering classes in beautiful football.

I didn't know what to say. I felt like crying, Goddammit everybody in the world wants an explanation for your acts and for your very being.

Throughout history government has seldom hesitated from robbing its citizens in a crisis.

Too many lives go up in smoke - It's nice to laugh but don't be the joke.

In the long run our boasted control of nature is a delusion.

We fear that which we cannot see.