I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Hello winter! My heart is warm and ready to enjoy your cool loving touch of beauty and splendor.

While you are proclaiming peace with your lips, be careful to have it even more fully in your heart.

Failure is not actually an event, it is more a reaction to an event and is an important part of learning.

My favourite designers are Alexander McQueen, YSL, Eskandar, Donna Karan and Lanvin.

Words are good for saying what things are, but sometimes they don't function for what things aren't.

An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly.

The future is about a plant-based diet.

Our spiritual life is a venture in the dark, between the soul and God, and no spiritual life is worth the name unless it is so.

I felt like an undeveloped photograph that he was printing, my image rising to the surface under his gaze.

When God gave men tongues, he never dreamed that they would want to talk about the Himalayas; there are consequently no words in the world to do it with.