I'm fairly well off. I can't poor-mouth that away from people's sensibilities about me, which is something I worry about as an actor. But it would be real stupid of me to do something for the money.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

You can't have too much dog in a book.

I've never scored a goal in my life without getting a pass from someone else.

Information cannot serve as an effective substitute for thinking.

I think the first picture taken is often the best one.

I guess Pumas are in their 30s. Cougars in their 40s Jaguars are 50s, and Sabretooths go into the 60s, right?

While we're talking, time will have meanly run on... pick today's fruits, not relying on the future in the slightest.

The Dutch and the English, former competitors for world dominance, taught me the wisdom of waiting as well as withholding.

Unless you make a daily effort to see the world as God sees it, you will never get beyond mere appearances.

My voice sucks. I don't like the tone.

The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in time of crisis.