I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

We all have negative thoughts now and then, but we can choose not to dwell there and not to let them control us.

When we will learn to see, not you and me, but only we, then there will be peace in this world.

When I stopped to take a breath, I noticed I had wings.

Barbarus hic ego sum, quia non intelligor illis.(In this place I am a barbarian, because men do not understand me.)

The rich people are those who create wealth, and you have to treat them well so they continue to give wealth.

I don't watch daytime television, I have a job, I work and, you know, I think daytime television is really for women.

There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up.

Writing is a workout, just like going for a run!

It's nice to collect stamps, but if it becomes obsessive, and you start stealing for your stamps, it becomes too much.

Women are the best judges of anything we turn out. Their taste is very important. They are the theatergoers; they are the ones who drag the men in. If the women like it, to heck with the men.