I'm fascinated by America...it's so odd.

I guess if you keep making the same mistake long enough, it becomes your style.

Bewildered, bewildered, you have no complaint. You are what you are, and you ain't what you ain't.

The scientific nature of the ordinary man is to go out and do the best you can.

Writing is about a blank piece of paper and leaving out what’s not supposed to be there.

How the hell can a person go to work in the morning And come home in the evening and have nothing to say

Now Jesus, he don't like killing, no matter what the reason is for, and your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore.

If heartaches was commercials, we'd all be on TV.

MAKE ME AN ANGEL THAT FLIES FROM MONTGOMERY, MAKE ME A POSTER OF AN OLD RODEO JUST GIVE ME ONE THING THAT I CAN HOLD ON TO TO BELIEVE IN THIS LIVIN' IS JUST A HARD WAY TO GO.

Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won.

You can fool some of the people part of the time in a rock and roll song, fifty million Elvis Presley fans can't be all wrong.

You are all made of real poop.

I wonder how a lioness will manage in a dovecote. Can you put away your teeth and claws?

When Jeb Bush came on the shows and couldn't answer questions about Iraq, and when he looked like he was unsteady, it absolutely solidified the concerns that they had had all along about his skills.

No matter how strong the storm, how hard the rain and how vicious the wind there is always a gap in the clouds for the light to shine through

This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

I think after you live it's like before you lived.

Business, after all, is nothing more than a bunch of human relationships.

Screw it, just do it!

The acting world is a humbling experience, I find.

The big question about how people behave is whether they've got an Inner Scorecard or an Outer Scorecard. It helps if you can be satisfied with an Inner Scorecard.