I'm fascinated by almost any mythology that I can get my hands on...

Come on, say it again. I'm a perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good!

Don't be a fool for the Devil, darling.

Claudia... you've been a very very naughty little girl.

Oh Lestat, you deserved everything that's ever happened to you. You better not die. You might actually go to hell.

I am the Vampire Lestat. I'm immortal more or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire-these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not.

Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is, who live in the grip of the superstitions of the past.

One moment the world is as it is. The next, it is something entirely different. Something it has never been before.

-You are on the verge of being truly mad. -No, not at all. Look at me. I can tie my shoelaces. See?

None of us really changes over time. We only become more fully what we are.

Give me a man or woman who has read a thousand books and you give me an interesting companion. Give me a man or woman who has read perhaps three and you give me a very dangerous enemy indeed.

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold

The solution to any problem is a positive attitude.

The more one understands the world...the harder it is to obtain Buddhahood." Dakpo to Shan

Cartooning will destroy you

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

The fruit falls off the tree. You don't shake it off before it's ready to fall.

Learn how to smile in the cannibal pot and life will be so much easier.

We all want to be the sexy girl.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Smart beauty is about looking your best and feeling your best and never overpaying for it.