I'm fat because I'm greedy, and if my mind is fat it's because I'm curious.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

The first step towards mastering time is always to make time meaningless

So much of one's life was spent reading

Sadness is one of the best universities in life! Though bad things take good things from us, they do give us useful things as well!

Don't lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don't do it again. Ever

Legal abortion will never rest easy on this nation's conscience.

To feel like a woman, wear heels, to feel like a goddess, wear five inches.

When I'm onstage they know I'm honest, and I try to be as humble as I can.

He was one of those guys who'd pronounce I'm a hugger as he came at you, neglecting to ask if the feeling was mutual.

the skin of moss / holds the footprints of / star-footed birds.

And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, I'd just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something.