I'm fine with the life I have.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

The weak can't bear to face their weaknesses in the presence of our strength.

Forget it, Jonathan, and go back to sleep. And before you go to sleep, pray that no well-meaning god ever makes you immortal.

I’ve been going through my own personal hell.

All the times are best whenever you are with me.

I mean, making art is about objectifying your experience of the world, transforming the flow of moments into something visual, or textual, or musical, whatever. Art creates a kind of commentary.

People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.

Most things worth having require some sacrifice, usually more than you expect.

Each day is a little life.

I hate this image of me as a prim Edwardian. I want to shock everyone.

Absolute nakedness was intrusive, confusing to the senses. Paradoxically, it both revealed and diminished identity.