I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

I'm a late-night guy.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

Pretend you are dancing or singing a picture. A worker or painter should enjoy his work, else the observer will not enjoy it.

Desire and hope will push us on toward the future.

I feel very grateful to be alive and well enough to make music.

You are going to survive. And good things are going to start to happen again. And one day you are going to look back and this will not even be such a bad thing

The message I hope to have sent is just the example of being yourself.

I would rather be loved by somebody who respected me.

Empowering means helping teams develop their skills and knowledge and supporting them to use their talents.

The novel doesn't come into existence until certain methods of reproducing fiction come along.

I never killed a guy who didn't deserve it.

The state of the world, of course, is constantly changing, and so is theory.