I'm friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time.

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.

If you want to be an actor, you need to learn how to act first, even in sketch comedy.

Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun.

It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.

When I look back to when I had my first son, I was unhappy. I couldn't understand why the weight wasn't just falling off.

There just are not a lot of overweight people in Hollywood.

My mother, she's like, She can work on herself.

I thought that somehow your life would be much different when you're famous... and it's not. You just buy more stuff.

When you are mad at yourself, you are mad at everybody.

Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself.

We must treat with respect our world and all upon it. Túwaqachi is not inherited from our ancestors

If I live...I will live unafraid...I will live so all can see, I am not ashamed of who I am or what I'm designed to be!"-The Great Mephisto

Branding is not just a product, it's also a way of life, an idea, branding is actually leadership.

Sis I've been wondering . . . On my birthday mom always gives me five thousand dollars. How much does she give you?

I'm always nervous. If I wasn't nervous, it would be weird. I get the same feeling at all the big races. It's part of the routine, and I accept it. It means I'm there and I'm ready.

The insanity of the collective egoic mind, amplified by science and technology, is rapidly taking our species to the brink of disaster. Evolve or die: that is our only choice now.

...how could I, fool that I am, go on sitting in my office, or here at home, instead of leaping onto a train with my eyes shut and opening them only when I am with you?

I've written five books, a book every three years. I'm fairly lazy and it doesn't take that much...people who are not lazy are Isaac Asimov.

Democracy is the best chance for the best people.