I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees.

I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

Everyone breathing is broken. Keep breathing light into them until the stained glass collage takes your breath away.

The focus of gap analysis should be getting to the other side. If you bend-over to analyze a gap too long, you'll probably fall into it.

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.

I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They're like, 'Who is this guy?' And I'm like, 'the end of your industry.

I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking coffee and being a creeper.

Social media is not just a spoke on the wheel of marketing. It's becoming the way entire bicycles are built.

The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.

Uncle Joe pulled the L.E.F. from his head and his side arm from his hip. “We don’t have five minutes.

Aren't we all victims of fate?

I treat all women with the utmost respect both professionally and personally and would never do anything to disrespect them.

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.

If you want to know what an ultimate goal would be, of course it would be utter peace.

Most disagreements are the result of faulty assumptions.

Canadian Railroad Trilogy is an extremely fine piece of songwriting.

The dower of great beauty has always been misfortune, since happiness and beauty do not agree together.