I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that.

I think the solution to making this world better is if we would just be healthy, mentally.

You release these things, and if they fly then you have more.

I've decided to get into shape, and the shape I've selected is a triangle.

If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we'll be ok.

I've been chased. I've been pushed. I've been screamed at. I've been verbally abused. I've been afraid for my safety. But I did it all in the name of entertainment.

There's no skill. You can be a rock and move into another tax bracket.

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

After being on the road so much I want to spend more time with my family, who I hear are wonderful people.

Everything runs its course. We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life. My kid was getting older, and we were running out of stories to tell.

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? If I'm a game show host, will I get an offer to do a dramatic role in a movie?

We have to keep company with supposedly bad characters if we are to survive and not succumb to mental atrophy. People of good character, so called, are the ones who end up boring us to death.

Yet this thou art alive, but if ye soar, My poor frail heart will have beat out its cryAnd sadly miss thy sweet form all the moreWhile helplessly I stand and watch you die.

It was youWho opened meLooked into my soulTo study meYou revealed youTo uncover me.

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.

We don't think of our flaws as the glue that binds us to the people we love, but they are. Grace only sticks to your imperfections.

Gold cometh gladly and in increasing quantity to any man who will put by not less than one-tenth of his earnings to create an estate for his future and that of his family.

Prosperity may be found in small as in big business.

There are many wonderfully qualified teachers out there, but that doesn't mean that each teacher is suitable to the same person, anymore than people fall in love with the same person.

There is a certain flimsiness of poetry which seems expedient in a song.