I'm from Jerz, the home of: "I could've swore I parked my car right here!"

My karma's the comma that puts you inside of a coma, Hyphen, dot, dot, semi-colon, leave you semi-swollen. Question mark, you pregnant? Oh you're not? I love you, period.

No matter how hard it gets, I’d rather be a soldier drowning in my own blood than a coward in my own piss

I hate The Police so much I'd probably assassinate Sting, My System of a Down Rages Against the Machine. Tie you up in a Slipknot and hold Alice In Chains inside her dreams.

I show more blind rage than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage.

I'm on a different plane like Hervé Villechaize

I make chicks consider themselves widows whose husbands ain't even died yet.

Adventures, I reflected, are all very fine but a certain amount of civilised comfort forms the true kernel of our desires.

If we understood the enigmas of life there would be no need for art.

I'm aware that, whatever the circumstances, there will always be speculation about me.

I just wanted to write something about running, but I realized that to write about my running is to write about my writing. It's a parallel thing in me.

You never have to know all the answers because you won't be asked all the questions.

I am convinced that these ojects do exist and that they are not manufactured by any nations on earth

You go through your 20s sort of like a chrysalis in many ways, stretching into your own skin and trying to bust out of a cocoon.

Can't tell if I've got rivers or veins running under my skin, flowing out over the plains.

I've seen all the Judd Apatow movies, and I'd love to have a really funny little part in one of them some day.

Even the losers get lucky sometimes!