I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?

Prayer was never meant to be magic, ' Mother said.'Then why bother with it?' Suzy scowled.'Because it's an act of love, ' Mother said.

Things will start changing for the better when you begin trusting yourself.

Men are only as good as their technical development allows them to be.

The will of the world is always a will to death, a will to suicide. We must not accept this suicide, and we must so act that it cannot take place.

I don't oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that's what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.

You're an actor - people judge you and criticize you, and praise you and say you're great in equal measure.

Adventurers tend to prance about the ladder of success, fearing less the sensation of a great fall than the humility of hanging idle.

If only people thought a little more about it, they would see that life is not worrying about so much.

My girlfriend's a costume designer in the theater.