I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

When things get too complicated, it sometimes makes sense to stop and wonder: Have I asked the right question?

The greater the challenge, the greater the grace of God.

When people like the path you walk and the style you walk in that path, they will start following you!

With faster Internet and better computers, you'd better believe we're creating and consuming more digital data.

This fear of the Lord is indeed the beginning of wisdom. This consciousness of sin is the straight pathway to heaven.

I kept going back while I was writing the novel - which never sold, may it rest in peace - and by the time it was finished I had too many connections to Haiti to walk away.

(B)ut who can start over when memories never leave you? —Ruth Mendenberg

There's more to me than football. It's just part of my life.

For there is only one great adventure and that is inward toward the self, and for that, time nor space nor even deeds matter.

When you know how to use it, disobedience can be a virtue.