I'm getting grumpier all the time.

I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet in The Music Man.

I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it.

I've had this problem since I was in my 20s. They don't call it manic depression anymore. They call it a bipolar disorder, and I'm a Type 2?

I only really work when I want to.

It always impresses me when a person of small stature has command.

I want to see the writers strike because the writers, god bless them, are the only true commies we have in Hollywood.

I was born just barely south of the Mason Dixon line.

I'm blessed with eight children - though I'm talking about eight adults now.

I lost my mind. I lunged at him and inhaled all of his fries standing up a foot away from the trash can. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.

I don't believe there's a red state in America where people believe you should cut Medicare, Social Security and veterans' benefits rather than doing away with corporate tax loopholes.

I don't have a right to pick the president's cabinet on substance.

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

I still love doing that. There's nothing like being able to go back and play volleyball again with a team cause, I can have my volleyball in my New York apartment but we can't do so much there.

I am learning to look at myself differently, to see the scattered remnants of hope and dreams and collect them again.

He ran his hand up and down his left achilles tendon. Very tender; better pay attention to it and back off if it gets any worse. Maybe ice it. The old Injury Evasion Fandango. Did it ever end?

I like to control the risk I take. And when risk is taken out of my hands, it frustrates me.

Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.

Neither instinct nor style ..can be bought or taught.