I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.

I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!

When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers.

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?

My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.

Writers are alphabet artists. The blank page becomes their canvas as they paint pictures with words.

Once the fight is on-strike quickly and often.

Those who fear the facts will forever try to discredit the fact-finders.

Are our competitors - for example, China, which is a deeply authoritarian nation - becoming more authoritarian or more liberal over time?

Once a photograph of the Earth, taken from outside, is available, we shall, in an emotional sense, acquire an additional dimension.

Open yourself to the changes; you can then create many different beauties like the skies do!

The problem is, with a lot of children's films, they are very commercial.

Inflation is a monetary phenomenon. It is made by or stopped by the central bank.

In the normal play of our mind there are all sorts of perversions; hence the need to stop all these things and inculcate right thinking, right willing - in other words, Truth must be established.