I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

I think it's great when writers get recognition; it doesn't happen very often. I just don't want that writer to be me. Let it be Aaron Sorkin or, you know, somebody good.

Laughter lightens my heart and therefore heals my soul as well.

When i look to my past i'm not believe in god but for future god is hope.

For they have nothing to fight me with, save the brute force of their numbers. I have my mind.

He who knoweth the reader, doeth nothing more for the reader. Another century of readers - and spirit itself will stink.

I don't know of an actor that the Coen brothers would come to and say, "Hey, I've got a movie for you to be in, if you want to do it," that would say, "No." That's the truth.

A mad man sees what he sees.

From first to last, the peak is never passed. Something always fires the light that gets in your eyes.

Conflict is not inevitable, but disarmament is... everyone now accepts that if there is a default by Saddam the international community must act to enforce its will.

No one really knows how to deal with the unexpected. How do you rehearse the unknown?

Death puts an end to rivalship and competition. The dead can boast no advantage over us, nor can we triumph over them.