I’m glad to be part of the war on sadness. I’m a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid.

It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.

To be a success, find what you love and do it with all your heart.

Alternatively, anyone who favors Intelligent Design in lieu of evolution might pause to wonder why God devoted so much of His intelligence to designing malarial parasites.

Faith never makes herself her own plea, she rests all her argument upon the blood of Christ.

We have inherited new difficulties because we have inherited more privileges.

I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively passive and sad.

A man can do anything he wants to do in this world, at least if he wants to do it badly enough.

My definition of an executive's job is brief and to the point. It is simply this: Getting things done through other people.

Reciprocity is a deep instinct; it is the basic currency of social life.

The lamps are different, but the Light is the same. One matter, one energy, one Light, one Light-mind, endlessly emanating all things.