I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm dominant every night. I come in every night and get beat up. I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I'm not from this planet. Earthlings don't faze me.

All the material wealth cannot satisfy the soul.

How astonishing it is that language can almost mean, and frightening that it does not quite.

You pray for yourself and just ask God to give you strength.

i am going to start selling air in dark orange bags marked: moon-blooms

I have made education a top priority of this Administration because when we get it right, when every child learns, America will be a more hopeful place.

The eternal not ourselves that makes for righteousness.

Leadership is not rank, privileges, title or money. It is responsibility.

Wise man was he who counselled that speculation should have free course, and look fearlessly towards all the thirty-two points of the compass, whithersoever and howsoever it listed.

The most staunchly determined are but quitters of the right things.