I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear.

Do something. Anything. You're alive, and you'll only be for a few decades, and then it's done. You'll be in the ground, worm food. Make something and don't let fear consume you.

It's best that I hide my real personality. I cannot tell you what it is because I don't want to go to prison.

As a Chelsea fan I always want the team to be in the best possible hands, as they are right now with Roberto Di Matteo.

Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.

Italians have a very closed life. Football is all their life is.

He [Stanley Matthews] told me that he used to play for just twenty pounds a week. Today he would be worth all the money in the Bank of England.

But it has often happened that I have found the most seductive depictions of sin in the pages of those very men of incorruptible virtue who condemned their spell and their effects.

Control your vibrations and you are the master of your own harmony.

Ever director has at least 10 bad films in them.

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

Kant attempted to work out a view of religion and religious belief according to which existing religions could be brought into harmony with modernity, science and reason.

It is only the young and callow and ignorant that admire rashness. Think before you speak. Know your subject.

He who lives in the single exercise of his mental faculties, however usefully or curiously directed, is equally an imperfect animal with the man who knows only the exercise of muscles.

There is one thing, Emma, which a man can always do if he chooses, and that is his duty; not by manoeuvring and finessing, but by vigour and resolution. - Mr. Knightley

If you really want to change someone's life today, don't just pray for them... pray with them.

Some pain you can distance yourself from, but a headache sits right where you live.