I'm going to a special place when I die, but I want to make sure my life is special while I'm here.

But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.

A bad attitude is worse than a bad swing.

People who have never had an addiction don't understand how hard it can be.

I don't think it's healthy to take yourself too seriously.

I think that we all have something in common in that we have dreams. The thing about dreams is sometimes you get to live them out.

That's why I'm very proud of being American. I'm proud to pay taxes. I pay a lot of taxes, but it sure beats the alternative.

With the media, I could be quick and ugly and critical. I tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve.

Then I would have an occasional cigarette and then I started back dipping. I started dipping last year. My family has asked me again to stop, and I'm trying my best to do that.

I'm 42 now, what I would consider prime time.

I went over before the British Open and played Valderrama thinking that I might make the team, might be a captain's pick. I made the effort to go over there.

Here we find further argument for Gotagga’s supposition that the world is round. How else could all men stand higher than their brothers?

You got a God. Don't make no difference if you don' know what he looks like.

Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter?

If it hadn't been for the rise of the working woman's wardrobe, I never would have found the time to sneak a kid in.

How much more intense is the excitement wrought in the feelings of a crowd by the contemplation of human agony, than that brought about by the most appalling spectacles of inanimate matter.

What is wealth to me if I cannot enjoy it?

Experimental science hardly ever affords us more than approximations to the truth; and whenever many agents are concerned we are in great danger of being mistaken.

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

I am not the Prime Minister of French capitalism. I am the Prime Minister of France.

Sometimes I think creativity is magic; it's not a matter of finding an idea, but allowing the idea to find you.