I'm going to be so presidential that you people will be so bored.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.

Enough is not in the volume of money owned or size of one’s account. It is in the needs that can be consistently met without having to work for money anymore

The past is a tricky thing. Sometimes it's etched in stone. And other times, it's rendered in soft memories. But if you meddle too long in deep, dark things... Who knows what monsters you'll awaken?

Seldom do we think about how seldom we think.

Comfort and solace come about differently for different people.

There is perhaps no surer mark of folly, than to attempt to correct natural infirmities of those we love.

Conscience and wealth are not always neighbors.

The entropy of the universe tends to a maximum.

You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. And that's why I put Don in several of my movies.

Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.