I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

Two thongs don't make a right.

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

I do not expect old heads on young shoulders.

My words are my thesis, my actions are my dissertation, and my life is my philosophy.

The walls of pride are high and wide, can't see over to the other side.

Memory is the most malicious cutter of all, preserving, recasting, panning in slow motion across the awful bits so that we retain every detail.

It is all about rehab. Most doctors can make you 100 percent well physically. I would tell you that it is 25 percent about the surgery and 75 percent about the rehab.

The people of America are in agreement in defending their liberties at any cost, and the first line of that defense lies in the protection of economic security.

You always really have to remain consistent in your beliefs and philosophy.

I just got to the point where I literally didn't want anyone else to do it.

Marketing is everything and everything is marketing.

My life has changed financially and I have a name, but I try to never forget people on my journey.