I'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake.

This is why we can't have nice things...

The fruit of youth or of the grape, the transitory magic of the brief passage from darkness to darkness - the old illusion that truth and beauty were in some way entwined.

After all, it's the future of business communication that we're looking toward.

I don't watch a lot of TV, to be honest. With three kids I have my hands full.

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

I'd like to see you move up to the goat class, where I think you belong.

One eye witness is better than ten hear sayers.

We should offer the American public less expensive insurance.

All genuine progress results from finding new facts