I'm going to draw up a human-rights contract that says everyone on earth must agree we are here as caretakers of the planet, first and foremost.

I come from a district where the veterans are not the richest in the country.

I am just one human being.

It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.

I started writing for the theatre because I hated it.

I think when you have spent the money that we have, it's bound to bring it's own pressure. The players have shown that they can handle that though. (on Chelsea)

The book of Genesis, a farrago of nonsense so wholly absurd that even Sunday-school scholars have to be threatened with Hell to make them accept it.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

I hope to be back in management in the next future

I didn't have a very starry school career, I was medium to above average, nothing special.

It's important to be self-aware about what people are saying about you, but even more so, be very aware of who you actually are, and to have that be the main priority.