I'm going to enjoy this.”“What?” I asked. “Hell?

Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.

If Broadway shows charge preview prices while the cast is in dress rehearsal, why should restaurants charge full price when their dining room and kitchen staffs are still practicing?

Today's restaurant is theater on a grand scale.

It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy.

Fish sticks and beef stew that millions of children love to hate.

The biggest problem with Bill Schutz's food is his timidity with herbs and spices and some bizarre primeval fear of salt.

Americans may be drinking fewer alcoholic beverages, but they are certainly eating more of them than ever before. Wittingly or un.

This has got to be the most expensive food ever laminated.

The turkeys that most Americans eat for Thanksgiving are turkeys - losers that are mass produced and bland.

Love makes you stupid. Love makes you weak. Love will kill you all one day, and it’s going to kill you today.

Don't be so quick to count out the teenagers. Some of the world's greatest changes, brilliant poetry, and innovations have come from the teenage mind.

I've never liked watching real-life couples play couples onscreen or onstage. It takes me out of the story.

Life is beautiful, as long as it consumes you. When it is rushing through you, destroying you, life is gorgeous, glorious. It's when you burn a slow fire and save fuel, that life's not worth having.

Because of the gospel, God is doing a new work, and he invites us to participate in this innovative work that affects the entirety of our world.

Marco Rubio doesn't go to the United States Senate. I must say, if I were a United States senator, I would be so honored to be in that magnificent chamber voting for the people of Florida.

Wisdom and strength, and my family, is what I'd like for you to pray for.

And then there was him, the long and painful love of her life.

My mother and father and many of my relatives had been sharecroppers.

Fear is the white lipp'd sire Of subterfuge and treachery.

Perhaps that is because you mistake death for justice, and they are not the same thing at all.