I'm going to eviscerate you and leave your organs on a pike in the yard as a warning to those who wear large jewelry.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

Suffering makes the soul search spirit.

A thick, intense fog was rolling in from the ocean, which created long, strange shadows to form like creatures of their own kind.

Enjoy being you. Have fun. And be different.

My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap)I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap)My manners are mellow, I'm sweet like the Jell-o, I get the job done, yes indeed-o. (clap-clap)

A fish is a genius in water.An eagle is a genius in air.A fox is a genius on land.A sage is a genius in life.

The family is the focal point of our existence. And up until Jane and Lucy's death, there were always 16 of us together for Christmas.

In the age of mediocrity and clones, John Stowell's uniqueness and originality are a breath of fresh air. I love playing with him.

I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all.

If you inspire one person each day, you’re day hasn't been a waste. It’s been a blessing.