I'm going to put on my gravestone, 'He never owned a cell phone.'

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

I love my country, not my government.

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people

Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience.

A hero must be honorable, must have honor. And you can't have honor if you're a liar. There is no honor in lying.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to it until you get there

As a result of this greed for power, the poor is not only silenced but also oppressed.

I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.

When you look at movies, the lead girl is always gorgeous and thin. There is a stereotype that you need to look a certain way and when you get in the business you really feel the pressure.

Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it.

I live in a zoo I run scandals with savages

I might be able to find out what happened 6,000 years ago but I will never know what happens 6,000 years in the future! And that is not fair, blast it.

It's funny, these days, if you want money, you can create an App or some kind of tech thing and make a billion dollars.

The original answer defines certain conditions. Anything else is a different question.

At the moment, the choice would be simple. I can survive just fine without either of them.