I'm going to tell you, what's good for al Qaeda is good for the Democratic Party in this country today.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

That is the fear: I have lost something important, and I cannot find it, and I need it.

i was delighted I had offended her upholstered sensibilities.

I would feel much better about this whole affair if you would slap me and get it over with. I know you want to.

God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants, walks in animals, and thinks in man.

I owe what is best in my own development to the impression made by Kant's works, the sacred writings of the Hindus, and Plato.

ZZ Top did get a chance to play with Lightnin' Hopkins and Jimmy Reed, there's still that one, single song we just can't shake... J.B. Hutto's "Combination Boogie".

So remember when you tell those little white lies that the night has a thousand eyes.

Well, actually, I did start out in comedies. Very, very early.

I share no man's opinions; I have my own.

The only real payoff for leadership is eternal.