I'm going to treat my religion, which is Christian, with great respect and care.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.

I remember writing the post but not what I said specifically, so I'll either repeat myself or say something completely different and baffle everybody.

I would also argue... that we are, by inclination and in terms of our history, we are small 'l' liberals, we Canadians.

Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.

I only know how to play one role: me.

You lose power in Britain and you are just Joe Public again.

The president's dead, no one can find his head, its been missing for two weeks. But no one seemed to notice it.

May no one use religion as a pretext for actions against human dignity and against the fundamental rights of every man and woman.

I like Public Enemy a great deal.

I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn't understand, and in a way still don't, because when I look in a mirror it doesn't seem funny to me.