I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I had sadness for breakfast.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

Both the man of science and the man of action live always at the edge of mystery, surrounded by it.

In terms of fast food and deep understanding of the culture of fast food, I'm your man.

We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.

I do all the better bears.

Our ability to make a decision about the declaration is hampered by the British government being reluctant to give us the clarification which we require.

Art is the only place you can do what you like. That's freedom.

Power in the hands of the stupid is often a dangerous thing. Hitler proved it.

My friend...care for your psyche...know thyself, for once we know ourselves, we may learn how to care for ourselves

In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one's living so as not to be a parasite and loving one's neighbor.

Every genius thinks INWARDLY toward his Mind instead of outwardly toward his senses