I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Politics knows no currency.

A righteous husband is a responsible husband.

The Empress has been connected with the ideas of universal fecundity and in a general sense with activity.

It's hard to be married to me, and it was a lot harder when I was younger!

Once something is a passion, the motivation is there.

It's amazing how if you turn up at a studio without an idea, a picture will take itself from momentum, and you quickly can lose control.

If it is naturally in you to be a good orator, a notable orator you will be when you have acquired knowledge and practice.

I loved smart and fearless comedians like Joan Rivers and Don Rickles. When they started out, what they did wasn't always socially accepted, but they both had careers that lasted over 50 years.

I have my choice: who can wish for more? Free will enables us to do everything well while imposition makes a light burden heavy.

I'm not out there picking out every single item that we sell, and also we don't even make every single item that we sell.