I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

I did not become successful in my work through embracing or engaging in celebrity culture. I never signed away my privacy in exchange for success.

If you chase something too desperately, it eludes you.

When I was a student I was very, very ambitious, completely immersed in my comedy career. I never had that period of reckless hedonism that you should get out of your system in your youth.

I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon.

If things don't come easy to you, you have to pull a rabbit out of a hat.

Me, myself, personally, I like to keep myself private. I have never said I am a paragon of virtue, a model of morality. I simply do what I do.

The truth is somewhere in the middle of funny and serious.

The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.

I think if you try to look for something to show off as an actor, vanity can get the better of you.

I am of the very last generation who didn't have computers at school. As we grow old we'll become something of an aberration.

I would prefer to live with bleeding heart where desire see darkness of uncertainty because I need to know the existence of love

A real Christmas baby was not to be lightly named.

Don't let others influence your life... make your own decisions if you want your life to be governed by self.... That's lesson for self... learn it to avoid tensions and problems in your life...

Jean Thompson's short-story collection 'Who Do You Love' is a beautiful book, but a hell of a sad one.

I'm a survivalist and a survivor.

There is no such thing as an ugly language. Today I hear every language as if it were the only one, and when I hear of one that is dying, it overwhelms me as though it were the death of the earth.

No, you will never see me on 'Dancing With the Stars.' Sorry.

I don't rock chains our ancestors did it for us

My life is Avatar, your life is Precious.

No one can have all he desires.