I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

In a world of illusion, art is the soul shining through with the light of infinite potential.

I am not me, I am not a human being.I am empty. Infinite emptiness dwells in me.I am the spirit.Emptiness is me.

We adore chaos because we love to produce order.

It's not the gifts you don't have that hold you back as much as the gifts you do have that you don't use.

To character and success two things contradictory as they may seem must go together-humble dependence and manly independence humble dependence on God and manly reliance on self.

Among the several kinds of beauty, the eye takes most delight in colors.

In racing there are always things you can learn, every single day. There is always space for improvement, and I think that applies to everything in life.

Maybe probably ain’t all that comforting a word when it’s maybe yer not dying.

In a world of fugitives, the person taking the opposite direction will appear to run away.

A creative life cannot be sustained by approval, any more than it can be destroyed by criticism.