I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

It is better to show ‘you care’ than say ‘I care’.

It's not when you realise that nothing can help you - religion, pride, anything - it's when you realise that you don't need any aid.

Mine was not pop art. I maybe started with a subject, but I changed the subject.

A concert is not a live rendition of our album. It's a theatrical event. I have fun with my clothes onstage; it's not a concert you're seeing, it's a fashion show.

The vainest woman is never thoroughly conscious of her beauty till she is loved by the man who sets her own passion vibrating in return.

My mother's the youngest of 10 children too, so we have sort of a special bond in that we know what that feels like. It's a strange spot to be in.

I had to do a tango with Raft and I learned to dance in ballet shoes with my knees bent.

Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.

You can go far on hard work and big dreams, often a hell of a lot farther - and faster - than people with more education and experience.