I'm good at asking other people questions, but I'm not really good at answering questions.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.

I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.

The place where music and worship meet is like a divine mystery of sorts.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

After losing LaRoche, I have to step up a little bit. I have to do what I need to do.

Our points of reference in America aren't steeped in literature; they're steeped in that five minutes between commercials.

The souls now incarnating are power souls. It is a dark age. To incarnate now one needs psychic self-defense.

Schizophrenia may be a necessary consequence of literacy.

If something happened, like engineers starting to quit, things would go downhill fast.

The poem of the understanding is philosophy.

Body of earth, don't talk of earth Tell the story of pure mirrors The Creator has given you this splendor-- Why talk of anything else?

Its tempting to work more than 60 hours a week and sacrifice sleep, not move, and eat bad foods as they are convenient. But this comes with a cost.