I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

I have stared into the light and you are all my shadows.

If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.

Many things we need can wait. The child cannot. Now is the time his bones are formed, his mind developed. To him we cannot say tomorrow, his name is today.

A Conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that ancient institution the old one.

We cannot close ourselves off to information and ignore the fact that millions of people are out there suffering.

The stars of death stood over us. And Russia, guiltless, beloved, writhed under the crunch of bloodstained boots, under the wheels of Black Marias.

I can't stand family secrets. I think they're such a toxic thing and they always leak out.

All geniuses die young.

The pressure began to mount as I kept winning every time and people were anxious to see if I could be beaten.

In the history of modern capitalism, crises are the norm, not the exception.