I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Man should strive to be a gentleman in a barbaric world, merciful in a merciless time and humane in an inhumane culture.

Education and morals will be found almost the whole that goes to make a good man.

I don't like my face. I don't like to look at it.

Action to me is something very fun to shoot.

I love a lot of people, understand none of them.

Creativity is not passive, I don't see the creation of art as passive.

Eastern churches simply often try to please Muslims. Why doesn't the New York Times report this?

As long as you don't stop producing guns, you can't be a decent country!

It is quite unlawful to demand, defend, or to grant unconditional freedom of thought, or speech, of writing or worship, as if these were so many rights given by nature to man.

If we don't go mad once in a while, there's no hope.