I'm healthy, I have beautiful children and a beautiful life. I don't want to go toward negative stuff because I'm scared.

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up.

If it's not happening, write your own thing!

I think that being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they're in pain, you feel their pain.

Nobody knows how long you're going to have life on Earth, so you really have to work at being joyous and happy.

I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!

There's so much to watch, I can't even keep up.

I want to do something I feel like I can do.

Sometimes a fan comes up to me, and I'm really interested in how they're acting, so I'll study them and use that in my material.

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

I do make a conscious effort to not repeat old patterns, instead of being like, But they don't want me! I haven't always been that way.

Do not ever go out of yourself because you will get lost even from your life.

One-man regimes belong to old eras

What he saw seemed to be the very idea of a city, barnacled and thick with itself.

We are addicted to attention, but when it comes to paying attention, we are not accessible.

This power that I'm supposed to have over women was never noticed when I was a stage actor on Broadway. I don't know when I got it. And by God, I can't explain it.

Friends are good,--good, if well chosen.

Fear is bred from ignorance. So knowledge is a weapon against it, and reason is the tool of knowledge.

Lookin up at the huge baboons, I wondered if Khufu had some sort of secret baboon code that would get us in. But instead he barked at the statues and cowered heroically behind my legs.

I want to get all the nations of the world together, it doesn't matter what colour or creed, and I want to sit them down and say: "Guys, The Office is still available on DVD."