I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.

Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.

Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank

They tell me that all men are equal in God's eyes, this player (Messi) makes you seriously think about those words.

But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?

Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.

Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.

Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.

We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.

And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much

Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”

I kept you so well, buried beneath the darkest shame and stilled with filthy lies. Perhaps I should have dug deeper.

When death tells a story yo really have to listen

Rome was a poem pressed into service as a city.

I've learned what it truly means to be Canadian and in turn I've been inspired to make a difference in the world, however small it's been.

Tired of being unhappy? Fix it.

They went to sea in a sieve, they did; In a sieve they went to sea; In spite of all their friends could say.

Women ... are completely alone, though they were born and bred upon this soil, as if they belonged to another class in creation.

A dutiful mother is someone who follows every step her child makes...And a good mother is someone whose child wants to follow her.

A writer who is in a hurry to be understood today or tomorrow runs the danger of being misunderstood the day after tomorrow.

I am not a Luddite. I am suspicious of technology. I am perfectly aware of its benefits, but I also try to pay attention to some of the negative effects.