I’m in, Cat. I’d never leave you. Especially when you’ve got death breathing down your neck.” “Very funny,” I retorted, since Bones was inches from my throat

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

H is for Habit, winners make a habit of doing the things losers don't want to do.

The understanding of art depends finally upon one's willingness to extend one's humanity and one's knowledge of human life.

I like the idea of being alone. I like the idea of often being alone in all aspects of my life. I like to feel lonely. I like to need things.

My finger picking is sort of a cross between Pete Seeger, Earl Scruggs, and total incompetence.

We just have to come in every morning and somehow, launch the editor.

Diligent follow-up and follow-through will set you apart from the crowd and communicate excellence.

Above all, learn to breathe correctly.

My brain's just full of passwords.

Lightly given promises must meet with little trust.

I will sing in San Francisco if I have to sing in the streets, for I know that the streets of San Francisco are free.