I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The sin That neither God nor man can well forgive.

To make a quick buck, but over time, if you're not creating value for others, customers, society, isn't going to let you be around.

Hee that lies long a bed, his estate feeles it.

I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on the road again.

There's no shortage of material in life.

In these anxious times many of us are less astonished that reason is ever suspended than that it should ever prevail, even during the briefest of intervals.

It is important never to relax, however far you have come.

If we continue on the path we're on, there simply won't be enough fresh water for everyone.

Those accept an obligation lightly who feel lightly about letting it drop.

There is only one thing I will not concede: that it might be meaningless to strive in a good cause.