I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want.

Nelson Mandela is a leader Barack Obama should try to emulate... He could start by spending 27 years in prison.

My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.

I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back.

I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes.

You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.

A death without being a loss to anybody is the most unworthy death.

Jenna can't hear us, she's blind

Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.

The basis of all choice in manifestation is Loving Yourself. This is the start and the finish to all good things that you are looking for.

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

The only negative thing in Pakistan is not having a democracy.

I think the Republicans have really thoughtful financial policies, and I'm more in the middle on taxation.

The thing about rigging is, you can learn it if you become a master rigger but there's no book on rigging.

I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.

Friendship is a deep oneness that develops when two people, speaking the truth in love to one another, journey together to the same horizon.