I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

The incapacity to name is a good symptom of disturbance.

I wouldn't dignify it with the name immoral.

Your lowest moment and life can be your best if you survive it and learn from it

I resent the implication that I'm less of a musician and a worse person for not appreciating certain works.

The Democratic Party has pretty much abandoned all the things that they cherish.

Beauty has as many meanings as man has moods.

I am fully conscious that a complete presentation of the regions visited is a task beyond my power. All I can strive to do is convey an illusion-my own illusion

There's a good spot tucked away somewhere in everybody. You'll be a long time finding it, sometimes.

With a strong testimony of the Savior and His restored gospel, you have limitless opportunities to shine.

A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.