I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.

The man who has a library of his own collection is able to contemplate himself objectively, and is justified in believing in his own existence.

Most of the time it is a good job and a good honour to fight against people's values, because most of the time people's values are irrational and absurd!

I think George Mitchell believed in promoting women.

Green issues have been used as a marketing tool. Sometimes these green claims are completely meaningless.

When you master role-playing [gaming], you become immersed in an activity that is peerless among leisure-time pursuits.

The fate of the living planet is the most important issue facing mankind.

Most men need their wives to need them, and I've seen that lead to their downfall

I go to the gym every morning for a couple of hours, then I come to work, whatever is on the plate for the day, I do it. I don't ask many questions, I go where I am told to.

I have taken a moment here to rest, to steal a view of the glorious vista that surrounds me, to look back on the distance I have come.

Music is always my great escape... I get to be that wild child and do whatever the hell I want on stage.