I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

War between free-will and predestination makes the idea of time travel is still too difficult to digest.

I have ever held it as a maxim never to do that through another which it was possible for me to execute myself.

The number of the opposition has certainly increased [in Iran]. There is more disgruntlement, but because there is no media, the voice of this opposition is not heard outside Iran.

Happiness never lays its finger on its pulse. If we attempt to steal a glimpse of its features it disappears.

The little bee returns with evening's gloom, To join her comrades in the braided hive, Where, housed beside their might honey-comb, They dream their polity shall long survive.

I'm interested, I suppose, in tortured power.

Without commitment, no price will be low enough. With commitment, no price will be too high.

...Man lives by affirmation even more than he does by bread.

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

America needs fewer men obsessed with erecting fences of hate, suspicion and name calling.