I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

My passion is to keep my clients permanently satisfied with the quality of my work

Our destiny is not mapped out for us by some exterior power

I've never seen Star Wars or The Godfather, so that would be a good excuse for us to spend a bunch of time together.

I'm frightened of nothing anymore," answered Fell simply, "except lies. For they're the real killers.

What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?

It comes as second nature to men to sacrifice themselves, and their women to let them do it.

You can figure out who you were by which movies you loved when

I would like to enlighten people.

From time to time, little men will find fault with what you have done...but they will go down the stream like bubbles, they will vanish. But the work you have done will remain for the ages.