I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

Your life is your choice, so make it worthwhile

He slept under the sky, holding her hand, filling the gaps between her fingers and losing himself inside the soul in the course of counting the stars, she was hiding inside her eyes.

I do not like vaudeville, but what can I do? It likes me.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

There is a source of power in each of us that we don't realize until we take responsibility.

The 21st Century has begun as an era of uncertainty, with a heightened focus on security and public safety.

When you're the lead of a series, things happen around you, and you react to them.

From my father's side I got the strength, the mental toughness, the heart, the courage.

Hate will keep you alive where love fails

You are not in this world. This world is inside you.